the reversed ling lang

When the girl punches the mans penis until it goes inside of his body and then nuts on the girls face

Omg i gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he left my face all sticky

by Therizzmaster November 13, 2022

Ling Ling

Ling Ling can be assumed as a name of little Chinese girl or an Asian little girl who looks really cute. She learned all musical instrument in this entire planet earth at her 2 years of age. Her parents also support and let's this girl practice all musical instrument 40 hours a day or more. At her age of 6 months old she can compose her original song and sing Opera at 8 months old while you still crying for breast feeding from your mother. Ling Ling is so talented and inspired people but mostly made you feel like a piece of shit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, there're always Ling Ling who better than you!!

by JoshA183740384 March 31, 2019

Ling En

someone far too important to not have an urban dictionary definition

dude0: what did u say i couldn't hear
dude1: i said Ling En
dude0: Oh Ling En? she's insane yeah

by o788576760 November 22, 2021

Jeffrey Ling

Ever wondered who is in the persona clo Instagram reels? ITS MA BOI JEFFERY LING THE GOAT OF ALL TIME. He is so hot and he is 6'2 and he supports women suffrage and he owns a dog shelter and he also volunteers at his local soup kitchen, he owns a Lamborghini and gave me 10k when I needed it the most. Overall he is a well rounded guy that has all the friends in the world and everyone wants to be with him. Possible future employers he is very good at work.

Wait is that Jeffrey Ling the goat of all time from persona clo that works at a dog shelter and volunteers at his local soup kitchen??

NOPE its Ryan Reynolds but I see why you got them mixed up.

by anonymous May 13, 2024

Ling

A person who often shows off his 'superior' drip to others

Person 1: Look at my new Nike shoes!

Person 2: Stop being a ling

by Potato fan May 27, 2023

ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

Ling Keuy

Ling Keuy is one of the two guardians of hell. Ling Keuy and his brother Wong Meuy were once one single being held together by holy powers but were banished from heaven by God for being too powerful.

They now spend their time guarding hell and fucking bitches, long dick style!

Yoooo you heard of Ling Keuy?

Do you mean one of the guardians of hell? Of course man he is a legend!

by stinfs September 15, 2019