by anonymous September 19, 2021

by Latinx twitter chud September 6, 2025

We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.
by Pete’s A December 9, 2023

The DJ had the party lifted last night, it was so fun. The football game was lifted, the crowd was so loud! I like to play that song in the car lifted. It gets lifted at the festival, you should come.
by LottoBandx November 6, 2022

This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man
Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me
by Who cares my friend August 4, 2023

by Removed Sandwich Crust June 1, 2021

"We're bringing' da Wheel to your city, and we're going to lift the ceiling on that MoFo!" --Pat Sajak
by Dr. Zoid A. Johnberg February 27, 2020
