Hit the library

Smoke some bud.

While adjusting to the college lifestyle in his first year Burshteyn didn’t have the level of success he wanted, so he began to hit the library in a way much different from how he used it in his high school days.

by craigwick October 18, 2008

glen the librarian

Glen the librarian is somebody who will give you fines and beat the shit out of you.

Glen the librarian kicks the kid who didn't pay his fine and beats him.

by liathebananapancake February 1, 2018

New New York Pubic Library

Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.

Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!

by gregben July 10, 2021

Libbysex

1 Having hot naked sex with a person with the name of Libby on the swings in a nearby park during the evening hours.

2 The word 'Libbysex' can also be used as a synonym for 'sex'.

ex 1 "Me and Libby were haveing Hot Libbysex nearby"

ex 2 "You want to come over to my place and have hot Libbysex?"

by P. Hammil February 14, 2005

Libby

When you're salty as fuck, but it's not your fault, it's the rest of the world's.

"John, can you believe that people are so libby these days?"

by Hillary 2016 January 11, 2017

Libra

The 7th zodiac sign, born between 23rd September and 20th October, libras are the most beautiful zodiac sign, they could have braces, glasses, bad clothes and still look hot, libra girls are very nice and open. Often quite mature and don't get involved with major drama, the kind of girl you could have a proper relationship with. libra men however are reckless, funny, exciting and smooth, even if they don't have drop dead good looks could easily pull a girl just with sheer confidence, libras make great friendships with aries, taurus, gemini, leo, libras, Sagittarius and Aquarius, they don't like water signs as they are too reserved, they can be friends with Earth signs but mostly just taurus as they are much more adventurous than capricorn and virgo. Libras are most likely to have crushes on pieces, aries and taurus as they are opposite in the zodiac. The bad things about libras are that they are friends with so many people it can be annoying listening them talking to everyone, if you have a crush on one it can be very emotionally crushing considering the best way to attract one is to ignore her/him, then having to watch as she flirts with all the other boys/girls. They are very good at hiding their true feelings so if you both like each other it can linger on for ages before anyone makes the first move, overall libras are exciting, adventurous people but can also be calm, kind and grounded.

Alex: I have this crush on a libra girl but she talks to so many other boys I dout she would ever like me back.
Josh: dude, completely ignore her, she'll get bored of being with the same people and she'll want to start talking to you but be careful libras aren't like other girls, don't try and get her to like you by giving her a hard time, you have to be sweet with them, show them that you are boyfriend material and you'll be all she wants.
Alex: thanks man, I hope that works

by FuzzaMuzza5.6 October 1, 2014

Librado

A thin white kid of often latin american descent, usually accustomed with playing brass instruments

Librado played good in band today, dont you think?

by sallydepphead February 16, 2009