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left handed soccer bat

term used by military personel to describe something useless, or messed up.
"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat
by living proof December 12, 2003
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Left Shark

To get more attention than the main person in the spotlight who did all the work.
Damn, that Katy worked so hard on her superbowl performance but she got left sharked by one of her dancers who only appeared for about 10 seconds.
by Grandre February 14, 2015
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left triggered

to hit someone hard enough that they stumble backwards and fall over, taken from the use of the left trigger in left 4 dead to shove enemies away from you.
person 1: dude i saw that asshole at the bar last night and left triggered his ass over table

person 2: haha fucking sweet
by drew'n'ian November 30, 2010
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Left or right

Left or right is something someone says if they want to smoke marijuana f you choose left you want to be left behind if you choose right you want to get right to it.
by ADIrules1 December 27, 2018
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Left-handed cigarette

Smoking a left-handed cigarette with a cigarette in my right hand . . puff , puff , pass to the right . .
by chadeau April 29, 2019
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Left right left right

A girl teaching a guy with blue hair to beep
by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021
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Left Hand Rule

A porven method to guarantee sexual intercourse. It is as follows:
Left Hand Rule:
First thing you have to do. You have to lay on the left side of the bed.
Then you take your left hand and slap it across her belly. Don't slap it hard, just kinda place it there. And then you take the right side of your head and put it on her shoulder so you can look up at her. Then you take your left hand and turn it vertically, with your fingertips pointing in the direction of the vaginal area. Then you take your top 4 fingers and feel the waist band. Thats to let her know that you are there. Now at this point, you look up again to see if she is looking at you. If she is not looking at you, this gives you clearance to slide toward the cleft of the clitoris. You take your middle finger, and you start to slide it down adn you are searching for the clitoris. Only the middle finger. Once again you look up, to see if she is looking at you, you have have past the second clearance area. Now that you have reached the clitoris she has gave you clearance, so you take the index finger and the middle finger and you hook them around. Now what you do is you take those 2 fingers and stir them around in the vagina like it's some hot chocolate.Now here is the final look, you gonna go ahead and look at her again. And at this point she should not be looking at you and moving around making little noises cause it feels good.Now, what you gonna do now while your left hand is down there, you take the right hand and proceed to take the pants off. She should start assisting you in the removal of the pants.At that point her legs should part like the RED SEA. Remove Left hand, insert penis. This plan is 100% fool proof.
" I heard you beat last night."
" Yeah she fell victim to the left hand rule, next thing you know she was butt naked, face down ass up"
by J Boi of Fab 5 January 24, 2008
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