Sex.
Bro1: DUDE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING LEATHER TONIGHT, BRUH!
Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam
Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam
by The Golbez May 23, 2018
Take a shit on your foot smear it and wrap it in duct tape. Let marinate for three days. There you go you, you have a leather shoe
by Joe Seff February 28, 2025
A boot licker; someone intrinsically drawn to defend someone's sordidly twisted actions. Applicable to those a bit too fond of the cops.
by Dodgemaster June 22, 2021
by G. Chaos September 21, 2024
When an individual is sitting on a leather couch and farts so hard that the air ejecting from the butthole makes a noise that sounds as if the fart is physically "slappin" the leather.
by hightop071086 January 31, 2011
To become very excited, partially sexually, as in
"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)
"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)
by GuttandTag March 13, 2019
Did you catch my leather magnet out in the cotton fields? You know what they say: a whip a day keeps the leather magnets at bay.
by Racistsanta October 12, 2020