Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person

Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..

by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023

lead

The stuff that makes paint chips tasty.

"man, these paint chips taste so good."
"are these leaded?"
"yeah."
"awesome!"

by Yt?gegs grrr February 27, 2019

.9.Being Eccentric Anuda Enigmatic Whilst Overhearing Exteparaneous Notions Leads To Abuse.9.

.9.Being Eccentric Anuda Enigmatic Whilst Overhearing Exteparaneous Notions Leads To Abuse.9.

.9.Being Eccentric Anuda Enigmatic Whilst Overhearing Exteparaneous Notions Leads To Abuse.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 6, 2025

leading man

What da hotheaded and full-of-himself animal-trainer character Hynes viewed himself as when contemptuously walking Lassie and da rest of da Duke of Rudling's prized pets on a leash. After da equally-temperish-but-fairer-and-more-sensible-minded upper-crust squire finally "sacked" said "utter nincompoop" lackey, I'm assuming dat he then didn't think of himself as quite such an entitled charming expert in furry four-legged-creature husbandry.

Much as he hated to admit it, da Duke saw how much better of a "leading man" dat Sam Carraclough would make than da incompetent bungling Cockney whom he'd previously employed to look after his animals.

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Lead pixie stick

Suicide by shotgun.

Bob took his divorce pretty poorly... He had himself a lead pixie stick... Poor bastard.

by IAJester June 7, 2017

swat lead

A simple abbreviation of smoke weed and then pop bottles; used mainly for kids under 21 so that their parents won't know what they're really doing

Jon: "Are we still gonna swat lead this weekend?"

Mark: "Fuck yeah man"

by Jon D.W. Brown May 7, 2008

Second Lead Syndrome

Second Lead Syndrome is when the main character of a show/book is in a love triangle and the main character is leaning towards the primary lead/ the first love interest but the audience is rooting for the second lead/ the second love interest to end up with the main character.

Me: “Ugh, I really want belly to end up with Conrad, they have YEARNED for each other !!”

Friend: “Oh wow, you’ve got second lead syndrome bad”

by GraceFace08 September 8, 2025