Layin' on da Darin

The art of starving a person (male and/or female) for action.

Darin typically lays on da Darin with every male and/or female.

by Father T October 31, 2004

Laying in Rape

When a female is prepared for a sexual incounter, but is pretenting to sleep so she doesn't have to initiate, or can pretend that she wasn't expecting it.

Dan: Dude, did u get some?
Fred: Yea she was acting like she was sleeping, but she had condom and no panties.
Dan: she was totally laying in rape.

by Mama is NuckinFutz September 14, 2010

landing strip

See strip-of-bacon

A beautiful landing strip to guide me in.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

moon landing

A hoax that is in reality a government conspiracy to raise more support.

The moon landing is a fake!

by shiney monkey September 22, 2005

larding

1. When you do nothing of value for extended periods of time.

2. Not leaving your couch, with the exception of a food run, or bowel movement.

This sunday is perfect. I've been larding on my sofa for hours.

by jabba the slut October 12, 2011

Laying Down The Beaks

Comes from the root word Beaking, meaning to be mean and trash-talk someone. Laying Down The Beaks means to say multiple Beaks to someone instead of just one or two.

F@$k You!

You Such a F@$king F@g!

F@$king ugly mutt!

Woah, your just laying down the beaks.

by SomeoneWithSwag February 26, 2012

laying to mecca

Doing a poo on the toilet in a praying like stance in order to straighten your rectal canal.

My arsehole feels totally clean and revitalised after laying to mecca just now.

by The Logfather August 2, 2012