law kaskar 

most handsome oldgen known to man most known law

(not weni that nigga) the best other law :) *gets horny*

omg is that the real law kaskar omg my king in shining armour

law kaskar by law764 July 23, 2025

Law of Talos 

silly webshow thingymagig that includes a really fucking hot (or fine, sexy, whatever you wanna call him) sadistic resin statue called Karl, MANNEQUIN BOY The Climber, little bri'ish lad called Chimbley Sweep, married couple (Karl crashed their wedding and got a pickaxe to the side of the head), the little fishy guy called Mizuno who i will protect with my life, Vampire guy called Rellik and uhh there's Del and a ton of other silly fellows

awesome person: "hey, have you watched Law of Talos?"
guy: "no what the fuck is that"
awesome person: "fuck you"

Law of Talos by Lennox! >_< July 27, 2025

Law of Oedipus 

If a user makes 1 mistake whether it be grammar, linguistics, or misinformation whilst replying to ragebait, the user has lost and the victory will be given to the ragebaiter, named after Oedipus for how he married his mother and killed a citizen out of rage

dude you do know that's not real right?
uh yeah its it is you maniac (I'm mad)
I invoke the Law of Oedipus for in his words and experience this is my victory

Law of Oedipus by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025

Law of ares 

The law of ares states that when a user has replied to ragebait thrice that shall be considered the sign of victory for the user who has planted such bait, named after the Greek god ares for his chaos and bloodlust, if the first or second reply is longer than 1 sentences see law of surtr

you have no morals your mean
you're*
still doesn't change the fact you're mean you meanie
no u
frick u I'm so hecking mad!!!
I invoke the law of ares for I have won this battle and will be victorious elsewhere
uhm what

Law of ares by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025

law of surtr 

The law of surtr states that if the first or second reply to ragebait is longer than 1 sentence, the ragebaiter will be declared victorious, comes from the giant surtr for his giant size and mass destruction, if the replier replies thrice see law of ares

not cool dued!!
nope u
WHAT THE HECKING HECK!! mods ban him he just called my mom fat no BAN HIM NOW I WANT HIM GONE
no u
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????? YOU THINK I SHOULD BE BANISHED TO THE FORGOTTEN REALM?!!!!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU YOU SICK WEIRDO YOURE SICK YOU WEIRDO IM NOT ANDREW LAEDDIS WHAT THE FLIP!!!
I invoke the law of surtr for he declares this battle won in my name

law of surtr by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025

Law of Cosines 

the worst shit you could ever witness in solving oblique triangles; more painful than Law of Sine.

“Dude, are why the fuck do we even have LAW OF COSINES”

“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”

Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C

Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)

cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab

Law of Cosines by kumicakes September 23, 2025

Law of Demonstration

The law of demonstration is a subset of Murphy’s law and works in two ways. A functioning process will not work when demonstrated, but a broken process will work perfectly. E.g. when trying to show IT an issue your computer is having, the issue will not occur.

“I was walking a colleague through a new process I created yesterday, but it just wouldn’t work. When I ran it by myself later, it was just fine!”
“Ah, you ran into the law of demonstration states”

Law of Demonstration by anonymous October 13, 2025