Buy now, pay later

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.

“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”

by VON_Schlippenbach June 9, 2020

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Now and Later

a sexual act where one person puts hot sauce on the asshole of their partner before anal cunniligus. Therefore making the anal burning sensation a "now" feeling for the partner and a "later" feeling for the other.

my asshole is on fire!!! I gave my old lady a Now and Later with ghost pepper sauce.

by Potassiumlimabean June 19, 2020

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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

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later hoagie

a variation of goodbye. The expression "hoagie" is slang for a good friend. Therefore "hoagie" should only be used in this context if you are talking to someone that you are really close to.

Eduardo:"Maybe if I keep saying 'later hoagie,' it will stick."

Me: ok...

by Carrotine March 4, 2011

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Do now, think later

The act of just doing. Doing something impulsively and not thinking about it and letting it process until later.

J: I want to get a tattoo
G: Do now, think later! I want one too, let's go!

by Ridiculous Cows 74 October 23, 2023

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See you later, 'nvestigator!

Don't talk to da police!

Special Agent Johnson: Hello, can I talk to you for a moment?
You: Sorry, I do not speak to da Ef-Bee-Aye!
Special Agent Johnson: But I just wanna ask if you happen to know anything about ---
You: See you later, 'nvestigator!

by QuacksO November 8, 2023

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