Lion’s Nest

Where stupid assholes believe a lion lives. Not to be confused with a bird’s den.

If you miss your tee shot, your ball will end up in some sort of a lion’s nest.

by CS53 June 5, 2021

Lion deez

Typically used to prank your friends into saying "lion deez nuts", or "Lie on these nuts."

Human 1: Hey bro, Knock Knock!
Human 2: Who's there?
Human 1: Lion
Human 2: Lion who?
Human 1: LION DEEZ NUTS HA GOTTEM

by Twitteruserscant_takeajoke April 17, 2022

aeii lion

(pronounced: Ayy Lyen) (Noun)

Also known as Aeii, or Lion. Typically a person who plays video games, also know for saying “bruh”, “bro”, or “bro my god”. A very friendly person who enjoys the company of others.

“I personally love being friends with aeii’s.”
“I like to the think of myself of an aeii lion“
“You’re such a lion!”

by Aeii the Lion November 15, 2020

Detroit lions

One word mediocrity

The Detroit lions are pure shit

by Random stuff bruh February 5, 2021

Lion Kinging

When fingering a woman on her period, taking your finger out and smearing her own blood on her forehead; then picking her up and telling her everywhere the light touches is her kingdom.

The lion kinging after foreplay gave her a feeling of royalty.

“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”

“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”

by Tigerqueen69 April 5, 2021

Lion-tail

The hairstyle where a bald dude grows out his side hair and wears it in a ponytail. The hairstyle resembles the tail of a lion where it is furry a d dark towards the tip of the tail but appears bald throughout the rest of the tail.

I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert with my dad and saw more lion-tails than I could count.

by Analyst-gone-Architect May 24, 2021

The Velvet Lion

A title held by a man who has a voice so low, soothing, and powerful (and at times monotone) that you are not able to hear the words being spoken over the sound of car's engine or loud music; however, the sound of the man's voice alone is still somehow pleasurable enough to the ear to arouse conversation and physical stimulation, as well as create a sense of comfort in those present.

*The Velvet Lion arrives at a party*

Guy 1: Hey dude what's up?!

*loud music*

VL: Hey...MmmRrrrgrrrAhh!

Guy 1: Hehe...uhh yeah man okay... I'll get you a beer and you can tell me all about it.

VL: Hmmmrrghh.

Random Girl: I don't know what just happened but I felt the walls shake and now I need to change my underwear.

by GoatTeaAye December 18, 2012