log knock

To slap ones penis against the forehead of someone else.

Dude, last night I log knocked Brittany so hard her freckles fell off.

by Liam May 13, 2005

cock knock

To be slapped in the head with a penis

Aaron questioned the mighty one's power and got cock knocked.

by The One May 18, 2004

knock off

1.Someone who refuses to stop doing something when asked not to 2. someone who does shit even though they know they shouldn't. 3. an ignorant person

Mike's drunk and he's trying to kiss Michelle, again, that guy's a fuckin knock off!

by Jeb C. December 27, 2007

knocking bones

When two incredibly skinny people have sex.

Chris and Stacy have been knocking bones for a while and Stacy finally got pregnant.

by MooseyFate100 December 29, 2010

Knocked over

A term used to describe an excessive use of force for a simple situation

(After completely destroying a carnival stand with a laser) Gru: Knocked over!

I completely destroyed that 4 piece puzzle. It was knocked over!

by Gru the Villain July 14, 2010

Knocked Up

Fucking a girl hard. Cumming in her probably slutty pussy.. Getting her pregnant. Good job dumbass!

You fucked, broke the condom, filled her to the brim with cum, got her knocked up...

by fortybuckle5859 October 30, 2018

Knocked Up

Pregnant out of wedlock, Bearing a bastard child.

"i knocked up some irc slut"

by luke October 18, 2001