christine loves keith

Unique “”Some one who is special in one another’s life who keeps each other happy complete and balanced. Often made for each other having what some might say a special unique once in a life time love hold on to your Christine And Christine hold on to your Keith your both rear and make the world a better place together you can accomplish anything😍😍😍💯💯💯

Christine loves Keith walked around and fell in love.

by Love DR$80 May 25, 2020

Doing a Keith

Styling out a ladder freefall with the grace of a ballerina but blitzing a gallon of paint on every surface in sight.

Today I was carrying a tin of pain but ended up doing a Keith.

by meggaLeggendz July 9, 2020

Keith Hatlak Jr.

The most awesome superhero on the face of this planet.

Keith Hatlak captured the gang of bank robbers with one swing of his mighty fist.

by Chief Rottingham May 21, 2003

Keith(Fastest Punch)Liddell

An Olympic Qualifying Boxer with four "World Records"; including the infamous Guinness World Record for the "Fastest Punch" and three Record Setter World Records of "The Longest Punch" (10' and 10"), "The Most Speed Bag Punches in a Minute" (581) and "The Most Contact Punches in a Minute" (900, 15 per second)-he is also the writer of "The Tangibility of Nothingness" which is the mathematical equivalence of the "Third Number" in mathematics personified by perpetual non-empty functional sets.

Keith(Fastest Punch)Liddell is an extremely good boxer with a punch measuring over 44 mph, (70.8 kph).

by SCIENTIST March 25, 2013

toby keith

The best singer who ever lived he has the best songs and is a great american modle...we should be like toby keith because he stands up for what is right and he supports USA in times of war

Hey lets go see Tk
ok i love him!!!

by Shelley K June 21, 2005

Keith

Usually sexy. They're older than their girlfriends. They usually either have blonde, brown, or black hair. Normally curly. They are tan. They treat women with respect. When his friends say "bros before hoes" he corrects them that its his girlfriend first. She's his priority. He loves to party. Weed, alcohol and girls and he's set. He likes having people's exes. He's very outgoing and loud.

"Did you see him? He must be a Keith."

by RockYourNight June 4, 2013

Keith Hernadez

1). Possibly the worst commentator in the history of televison. He makes John Madden look like William Shakespeare and the border patrol look competent. He is a sexist, and did a hell of a lot of cocaine back during his ball playing days.
2). The inventor of the mustache ride.
3). The biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer

1). Guy: Who did they get to announce the World Series of Baseball this year?
Girl: John Madden and Keith Hernadez
Guy: Well, I'm going to jam a pencil in my ear then. See you later.
2). Keith Hernadez loves giving Mustache rides to Ron Jeremy.
3). "Keith Hernadez, you are the biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer" -The parents of Keith Hernadez.

by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006