Chicken Kissing

When a couple kisses each other with closed-mouth pecks, repeatedly, moving their head forward quickly each time. Commonly done by middle schoolers or high schoolers, when they don't know how to make out

*two kids walking through a school hallway see a couple pecking each other's lips*

Kid 1: Ugh. It's so gross to see people do that

Kid 2: Yeah. I hate to see people chicken kissing.

by Holy Houdini September 14, 2015

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the kiss of poseidon

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek

“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018

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jump kissed

When you are taking to a person of interest and outta nowhere they kiss you.

I was out a bar last night when, outta nowhere, this girl jump kissed me.

by TheLivingLegend December 31, 2013

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kelly kiss

When a persons drunk mother licks your face.

Mikes mom is drunk again she's giving everybody kelly kisses

by noimaplaya December 09, 2010

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coconut kiss

simply put, a blow job, fellatio or head - however you want to say it.

inspired by a drink called coconut kiss that looks like jizz in a bottle.

I totally gave Thomas a coconut kiss last night!

Omg did you hear that Emily gave Freddie a coconut kiss?

Where's Michelle? Oh she's giving Tony a coconut kiss.

by bethbabex June 15, 2009

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