Proper Noun; the small part of a male hipsters jeans that their cock pokes out revealing a small dome like bulge. Traditionally hidden by a shirt or other means of hipster-wear.
Oh my God! That hipster has the biggest Junk Pouch I've ever seen!
Did you see Billy anywhere? I heard he had a huge Junk Pouch sticking out of his skinnyjeans. What a fucking hipster.
Did you see Billy anywhere? I heard he had a huge Junk Pouch sticking out of his skinnyjeans. What a fucking hipster.
by Bill Arther May 26, 2012
by HunterStephen June 12, 2014
when things that aren’t poop or farts come out of your butt.
examples: hair, lint, toilet paper, or skin.
examples: hair, lint, toilet paper, or skin.
fat ol’ bob had some butt junk last night. he was itching his ass when he woke up, and pulled out a nice long hair. it’s weird, because he has extremely short hair. after lunch he went to take a nice piss, and a fart came out. he wiped his ass, and there was lint on the toilet paper. he left the restroom and had a nice ass itch, so he pulled down his pants, and there was toilet paper in his butt. he had a bean burrito with a nice soft taco, and took a nice shit. when he was in the bathroom, he found a small piece of skin in his underwear! go bob!
by omgitsme23 June 08, 2018
by Dr. Poprocks July 26, 2010
by T-Bone Nelson September 27, 2008
by annux July 03, 2016
N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.
The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.
by CruiseDirector February 25, 2010