July 23

one direction anniversary, these five bitches got together this day and my sum lifes better, yall go ahead and hate me but like you won't beat the 10.2 ;)

poser-whats today's date?
me-IT'S JULY 23 DA FUCK
poser-why you so excited? it's yo birthday or sum?
me-mah' get the gun

by specops are daddies June 8, 2020

July 11

July 11th is where any girl can ask someone out and they have to say yes or they are gay

Person 1- fuck yeah bud it’s July 11 I hope a hot chick asks me out

Person 2- fucking mint

by OhMyGodRonny October 16, 2019

July 11

July 11 is national Alexei day, where everyone should honor our favorite stranger things character and get a cherry (or strawberry) slurpee from 7-11.

I can’t wait to get my cherry slurpee for July 11! RIP Alexei 😭

by ripalexei2k19 July 11, 2019

July 8th

July 8th is the best day of the year for sex if your birthday is July 8th your gonna get laid on your birthday!

Friend: Ethan’s is July 8th

Other friend: he’s gonna get laid

by Gootlips October 16, 2019

July 1st

When the most depressed bitches are woken

It’s July 1st and Karina is depressed once again

by That kids October 15, 2019

July 11

july 11 is a day where most malewives are born - they are the drippiest of all drips and get extra drippy everyday. these malewives got some fine ass taste in everything drip but their friends ruin their drip with their bitchass
yah with that drip

wow he got some drip
yah hes born on july 11 no wonder why he so drip

by cabbagelord69420 June 11, 2021

July 6th

The birthday of a special person who will one day make it into a global holiday, holla.

Happy July 6 to all and to all a goodnight!
Happy birthday!

by Martin July 5, 2004