When someone who suffers from hemorrhoid inflammation pulls down their pants and gently presses their hemorrhoids onto a person's cheek
Bro 1 "A sprig of rosemary adds great flavor, it's called a chefs kiss."
Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*
Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*
by IGotDaBullets August 8, 2023
Get the Jon's Kissmug. The act of getting in a fight with your girlfriend and when she wants make-up sex, you deny her by keeping the status quo.
Ben: Dude, Chase and I got in a huge fucken fight and i totally gave her the jon voight. She was pissed.
by Mike Carini March 1, 2009
Get the the jon voightmug. Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise
by Aly and Vyacheslav October 29, 2012
Get the Jon's Turtlemug. Geek nerd peer feed owed gerd nerd weed weed seed seed he’d Kerr teed Xerox’s nerd feed nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd wneee nerd nerd nedr
by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019
Get the Jon Chonmug. Jon the Mon is a full time Twitch streamer who does not have autism. Also, Lewis Reed is a stupid little cunt.
by C4esar February 1, 2019
Get the Jon The Monmug. Someone who sleeps a lot, probably Filipino because he has 2 first names. An aries with a good sense of fashion. Listens to keshi and plays valorant.
by Popmango November 23, 2021
Get the Jon Tristanmug. If you forget the word to something you need. Its a replacemeant for the word thing. It can be confusing because sometimes people dont know what your talking about. So you have to point to it.
by K-Dog and T-Dog October 8, 2008
Get the Jon Peacemug.