John

A lax bro that never remembers or gets names right.
normally blonde with a high rank of flow.

John

by dogluvr412 January 1, 2012

johns

slang term for pound of marijuana, or a very large amount of marijuana to be purchased, usually pronounced "jahns"

Grizzle: "Hey man, you still slingin'?"

Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."

Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'

Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"

by Goudabaker July 26, 2005

John

A gay white fuck boi who is trash at gaming however is SOMETIMES a good friend

Stop being a john

by Sapsucker February 4, 2019

John

A Greek word that means giving a blow job.

John loves giving blow jobs

by Doctor.Rotzka December 21, 2019

John

John

I just Johned my pants

by buttchugger68 January 11, 2018

John

A very smart, nice and attractive person that all people have a crush on. He is basically a GOD. :)

Girl 1: I was worshiping John last night, and i got to meet him.

Girl 2: Omg i am sooooo jelly.

by n0tURb!z2 September 14, 2016

John

This person is the devil. He like small balls. He wouldnt mind if he could borrow some himself, considdering he doesn't have any. He likes to try and masturbate but fails because his dick is the size of a wall nut. or smaller. He could be on drugs but who knows only crackheads will tell if he is. He is socily awkward. He likes to talk about how big his dick is. but they dont really know because he doesnt want to embarrass himself in front of the ladies. He gets really jelouse. And will lose his temper if u piss him off. he has very little friends. He also doesn't have a life.

Little kid: "Mom" . " whats the definition of the devil?".

Mom: "John"

by John buttface May 30, 2018