Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.

I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Jelly Holing

The act of cutting a hole in someones mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice. (for best results use grape jelly) see Jelly Hole for more results.

Hey man what did you do last night?

Dude i went around to parties Jelly Holing.

by Weasel0317 March 30, 2012

jelly scoop

Using your hand in a cupped manner to acquire some jelly from opposing tits.

Connor loves getting jelly scooped.

by gvhjfcvxcnfgc9 May 24, 2018

Salty Jelly

When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.

A mixture of salt and jelly,

Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL

Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.

by wowimdeadinside February 10, 2020

Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.

Dude your hands smell like clam jelly

by Dr Clam September 6, 2020

Jelly Balls

A term or slang for balls that are like jelly, that jiggle alot and are stick, sometimes used as a slang if balls taste sweet.

Damn, that boy got jelly balls.

by ZeroApplez December 17, 2018

jelly jerker

A person who uses jelly to masturbate.

Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.

by Nickhasaposse May 11, 2016