jeff gordon

(v.) to occupy two lanes while driving in the city so that a jerk driver can't pass you

this guy behind me is trying to sneak past using the parking lane! what an asshole! i'm gonna jeff gordon this motherfucker.

by kaiser von fresh October 27, 2007

Jeff Hardy

The finest man on Earth

by jeffs a hottie August 11, 2003

Jeff Sessions

A racist inbred hillbilly from Alabama. He serves as the AG of the Depressed States of America.

He pulled a Jeff Sessions, and fucked his own sister while obscenities at the black man on tv.

by Anal space sandwich June 23, 2018

Pulled a Jeff

The tragic art of succeeding until it matters most - every time.

The Texas Rangers beat the Yankees then Pulled a Jeff against the Giants

NFL Players Adrian Peterson, Peyton Hillis and Steve Johnson had great seasons but Pulled a Jeff in the playoffs

The Ravens Pulled a Jeff against the Steelers

by Snooflak December 16, 2010

sup jeff

1. (noun) - A person who appears to be gothic, wears black clothes, listens to european black metal (i.e. Gorgoroth)

2. (adj.) - a term used to describe someone or something meeting the above criteria

1. Person A (directed at Person B): "Look at that kid in the Dragonforce shirt."
Person B (directed at kid in Dragonforce shirt): "Sup Jeff!"

2. Person A: "I heard this band the other day that talked about drinking cow blood and sacrificing goats."
Person B: "Fuuuck. Hella sup Jeff."

by notter87 August 31, 2008

Jeff's mom

1.Hoker who works outside Dick's
2.Jeff Hiets mom

Don't go downtown alone, u'll look like Jeff's mom

by Lt. Ass VE Hump March 04, 2005

Jeff Gordon

A NASCAR driver hated by its core fan base for being articulate, good-looking, talented, tolerant of minorities, better than Dale Earnhardt. Jr (see Redneck Jesus), and the man most often used to market NASCAR outside of the Confederacy.

"I hate Jeff Gordon. Whoo Junior!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by JohnJF February 17, 2008