by fly grll February 4, 2010
Get the Jason mug.Jason. He's a guy who looks perfect and is really sweet to girls but deep down he doesn't want anything with them. He likes to play them and get what he wants. He can be really controlling at times but if you get to know him and get to his sweet side he will be the best guy you could ask for he's hard to deal with but worth it in the end, never give up in someone names Jason.
Girl: hey! He's cute!
Girl 2: that's my ex! His name is Jason, He hurt my feelings a lot but he gave the best memories I could ask for.
Girl 2: that's my ex! His name is Jason, He hurt my feelings a lot but he gave the best memories I could ask for.
by Jasonsgirlfriend January 10, 2014
Get the Jason mug.A man who lost his memory, then regained it, and then kicked alot of ass in the meantime, whilst being hampered by some random german lady, who honestly did less plotwise than yuna did in final fantasy X.
Btw, this is a fictional person in a movie called "the bourne identity"
Btw, this is a fictional person in a movie called "the bourne identity"
Man: We need to eliminate Jason Bourne, as in , yesterday.
Assassin: Right, Im on it *blam*
Man: helloooo? assassin? ......
Assassin: Right, Im on it *blam*
Man: helloooo? assassin? ......
by John Marwin September 24, 2004
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Get the Jason mug.adj. (Spanish - Literal translation: Female Ham) Pronunciation: Ha-moh-nah.
It is said of the female that reaches her late adult years without a husband/wife. It was previously attributed to females that never got married or had verifiable long-term human companionship. However, recent social connotations include divorced women, especially those who married early in her adulthood, divorced quickly, and never got married or had long-term relationships again. These women are notorious for their sad lonely eyes and their irrational love for their pets.
It is said of the female that reaches her late adult years without a husband/wife. It was previously attributed to females that never got married or had verifiable long-term human companionship. However, recent social connotations include divorced women, especially those who married early in her adulthood, divorced quickly, and never got married or had long-term relationships again. These women are notorious for their sad lonely eyes and their irrational love for their pets.
by Grrror September 17, 2011
Get the Jamona mug.an amazing father and a wonderful husband. He's been my best friend and partner for 17 years, we share our two amazing children and an adorable dog ginger. Waking up next to him every morning is like a rainbow coming from a rain storm....beauty out of darkness and kissing him good night fills me with the warmth of an open flame...He's on fire baby!!!
the moment I first laid eyes on Jason 17 years ago I knew he was mine forever...Like the key that unlocked my beautiful heart
by robynsag August 14, 2011
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