Jared

The most amazing guy you could ever meet. You'll fall completely head over heels for this guy. He's got the perfect smile, eyes, personality, looks, body, everything. You will want nothing more then to be with him. But, he's a hardcore player. He'll leave you heartbroken. He expects you to give him chances after chances when he messes up, bur when you do, you're already out of the picture. You will definitely enjoy the time you got to spend with Jared.

You: "damn.. I really think I love Jared! But he totally played me..."

by Jareddd! June 28, 2011

jaded

cynical, disbelief in the sincerity of human motives, believe that the worst will happen, pessimistic

Gary was very jaded about the Republican political agenda, to the point he was preparing to move to Canada.

by Gary Amerine September 15, 2008

Jaded

adj. Worn out, dulled, as from overindulgence.

Kate became jaded about love after the third boyfriend in a month broke up with her.

by Marissaaaa55 October 7, 2010

Jared

1. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, a solid A in geometry honors, and man uggs.
2. a passionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band.
3. someone amazing.

*also see BEAR

Cara is so incredibly lucky, I wish I could have a Jared!

by JZLOVERRRR January 11, 2009

Jared

Jareds are skittish. They normally play drums and are very strong and cute. They get upset easily, but that's okay if you can handle him. If you fall in love with a Jared, BEWARE: They are heartbreakers

Girl 1: Wow, Jared is so cute...
Girl 2: Yeah He blew up at me through text last night..
Girl 3: Who cares! Look at them abs!!!

by Princess_BlondieBaby December 6, 2012

Jaked

To be dropped off at a random location, not by choice.

Jake: man that bitch made out with some one right in front of me
Matt: So what did you do?
Jake: I dropped that bitch off at a gas station
Matt: hahaha man that bitch got jaked

by awesimo April 24, 2010

Jared

Squad leader and Guide. Wise and publicly professional, yet secretly wild with intent to party. Chick magnet and very driven individual. One of a kind for sure.

Jared= Oorah! Bottoms up, beer down. Helloooo NURSE!

by Jared90 February 3, 2010