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japanese cocktail

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A sweet exotic beverage achieved by landing a smoked sardine followed by a ping pong ball from a slant eyed oriental vigina into a martini glass.
OMG Jonny! I can't believe Daniel made that Japanese Cocktail on the corner of Dundas street last night!
by Turtle Jap July 3, 2014
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japanemo

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A person who is japanese, or intersted in japanese culture, and is emo. Or simply emotional.
Bob: My sister is so Japanemo.
Ken: ...huh?
Bob: She cuts herself AND reads manga.
by Setsuko September 21, 2007
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Japanese Staring Contest

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When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!
by lukebellend December 11, 2011
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japanese flag

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When a female has her period while wearing white pants or skirt.
When she bent over to get her pen, the boys were treated to her japanese flag.
by blarg September 8, 2003
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Japanese Rain Goggles

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At the climax of a sexual encounter, the post-coital matter becomes airborne at an angle in which the recipient is caused to squint their eyes in anticipation. In that moment, the aforementioned distributor will, in an act of heroism, stretch the scrotal sack to cover the intended recipients' (then slanted) ocular cavities, thus creating Japanese Rain Goggles.
She finally accepted my relationship request on Facebook, solely due to my flawless execution of the Japanese Rain Goggles last night.
by 2 1/2 men, -the 1/2, + a girl November 28, 2010
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Japanese flag

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What you call your sheets after you rail a girl so hard she bleeds all over them.
I made that girl buy me new sheets after she turned mine into Japanese flags.
by Lil' Bandit January 16, 2008
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japanese rain goggles

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When a girl squats over your face and dripps her pussy juices in your eye's.
oh yeah baby come here and give me the japanese rain goggles.
by flogglywoggly November 28, 2010
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