jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it

Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.

by parkmaster January 19, 2015

Jank

Another word meaning to masturbate, born from a misunderstanding of the word "drank"

"I always take mad long pisses in the morning, especially if I janked the night before"

by Dodgey09 February 16, 2010

Jank

To finesse or to be finessed

"Damn that dude tried to jank me"

by Imtheshxt July 5, 2021

Jank kidz

A lit group chat of the coolest family like ever

JANK KIDZ 4 LIFE!!!

by Tony the cool guy July 9, 2023

JANK

DONT GIVE ME NO SHIT! TROUBLE ,STRIFF

DONT CAUSE ME NO JANK.

DONT CAUSE ME NO JANK TODAY.

by AlertDeavowet71 August 23, 2018

jank

like dank, encept danker

Wow that weed is super jank

by alease_14 April 19, 2018

Jank

When you jerk off but accidentally start having sex.

"I can't believe you Janked last night!"

by AutoHCF February 19, 2022