jake

A individual who is pure cringe and is really white he wants to cuss cool but all he talks about are your socks

Jake: Yo sup homie what you doin in the his house.
A boy named Dom: Sup fag.
Jake: Yo you want to box with white socks hair ass.
Dom: Damn not my socks.
Jake: Lets fight bitch.
Dom: I don't fight mentally retarded kids that only talk shit about my sock.

by Dominator592 August 06, 2017

Jake

A complete douche bag with a super tiny dick. He is probably the worst person you can meet and if you see one you should be like one direction and turn the other way and run.

Its a Jake, run for dear life

by TheCookieMonster27 February 28, 2018

Jake

The funniest person you will ever meet and has a great taste in music and everyone likes him

I wish I was jake

by Therealbeaver January 11, 2018

Jake

A Jake is a very cute and nice boy if you know a Jake never let him go because Jake's are perfect just the way the way he is he also has a cute loving girlfriend who is always there for him when he needs it once you catch feelings for a Jake they never leave if you cheat/abuse/spread Jake's secrets don't expect him to start trusting you straight away a Jake's smile will light up your whole day but don't try anything because he has a girlfriend/wife rose who will kill you if you even look at her man 💞

Girl 1: look at that cute boy
Rose: ikr he's mine though so

Jake:hey babe :)

by Yourxbxixch March 22, 2020

Jake

Jake is a peng ting init, he has a very long shlong and a 69 pack.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.

"Oh shit that peng unit over there must be called Jake".

by Brightonunit December 24, 2018

Jake

jake is a crybaby who is very sensitive. he has a strange voice and is bored very easily.

i heard that jake threw his helmet when he struck out in baseball yeaterday.

by manssssss July 15, 2018

Jakes

Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.

Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.

by UM&UAE2021 December 05, 2019