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Not Too Small To Jail

People who are poor and outcasts in society that are jailed for offenses that are specifically designed to harass, segregate, and disenfranchise them. For example, homeless being arrested for sleeping on a park bench, or vagrancy laws for having no source of income. Or resisting arrest, without resisting, or without charges for the arrest. In some cases trumped charges such as assault on a law enforcement officer are added for those who are not disobeying a law. These charges can be extremely serious and intimidating, even when they have no basis in fact.

When people are protesting they may also be subject to harassment and intimidation, especially when the police are gooning for the 1%.
City Commission Meeting
Speaker one:
There are homeless people in our parks. One was charging his cell phone from a City power pole. And another was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. This is serious. Pretty soon some charity will be feeding people in the park.
Speaker two:
These homeless offenders were clearly not: "Not Too Small To Jail"
Not Too Small To Jail by mlhiss January 23, 2013
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Baby jail 

My little cousin went to baby jail for shoplifting.
Baby jail by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012
Related Words

dick jail 

When your chick acts out of line and you refuse to give her your dick.
"I put my chick in dick jail for acting like a fool on New Years"
dick jail by Dickjailfounder January 2, 2015

whale jail 

A facility where marine animals are used for research and then put on display for tourists.

Ex: The Alaska Sea Life Center in Seward, AK
Let's go to the whale jail and free Willy, that'll show those goddamn marine mammal biologists!
whale jail by somethingnew May 13, 2007

Verbal Jail 

When someone says something so old school or stupid that they should be in jail for STILL using that term.
Person 1: You're so phat.
Person 2: You need to be in Verbal Jail for still using that term!
Verbal Jail by Soulful Delight December 5, 2011

Go to Horny Jail 

P1: Hey dude I wanna do that ass
P2: what
P1: Like sex
P2: *BONK* go to horny jail

out of jail card 

It is your `ace up your sleeve` when getting into an unwanted situation. Your hidden strength, or useful excuse.

An out of jail card lasts a long time, but changes as your situations changes in life.

Everyone has out of jail cards, but some people prefer not to use them.
Bobo is very shy. He doesn't want people to know that. So he poses and an eccentric artist in order to explain his strange behaviour. This is his out of jail card whenever people question him.

Sam gets picked on at all schools he goes to because he is small and ugly. But he's black belt at karate, and after school he kicks the ass of the people who pick at him.
out of jail card by MaximeB January 5, 2009