Internet Roulette

Using search engines to locate professional services in your area, based solely upon how conveniently they are located to your home. This is done without regard to qualifications!

Since I have to ride the bus, I played Internet Roulette to find a doctor on my busline. Hope he doesn't suck!

by Winter Snow Sky October 27, 2008

Internet Sigh

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web sites), or other publicly visible area to generate sympathy, attention and/or reaction from one’s internet friends. The statement must be vague, yet rife with emotion (see also, Emo) in order to generate the appropriate level of attention or sympathy.

Examples of Internet Sighs, include, but are not limited to:

• “Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth it?”,

• “That’s it, I give up!!!”,

• “Does (s)he think I’m stupid???”,

• “I hate (wo)men”

Note that the use of three exclamation points or question marks indicates the need for an immediate response. Repeating similar comments will continue until one gets the desired response.

by El Rey Cabrones September 28, 2009

Internet Trip

When you go on the internet with the intent of only doing one task, and end up hoping from one page to another, until you finaly realise an hour has gone by and you havnt done the task you orignaly set out to do.

Similar to a YouTube Loop

Dude A: Sorry dude, im gonna go check my email real quick, the boss is sending me some important stuff.

Dude B: Okay man.

--1 Hour--

Dude B: WTF man! Its been an hour! What was in that email?

Dude A: Shit! the email! I totaly went on an Internet Trip Brb.

by addandsubtract February 1, 2010

Internet self

A term describing the sum of one's internet activities, including facebook and twitter profiles, forum activity, instant message conversations, websites run, etc. The term is meant in contrast to the rest of one's life in the real world.

My internet self is such a dick to this girl... i'd be way nicer to her in real life.

by Ebonyks January 23, 2011

Internet Consensus

A subject that is of general and mutual agreement among the majority of internet users. This subject will typically spark little to no controversy when an opinion pertaining to it is discussed. When a disagreement arises in relation to the Internet Consensus it is usually disputed by someone who is wrong. Because it is widely accepted as a fact it thus becomes a fact.

Example(s) of Internet Consensus(es):

1: Firefly is the greatest work of television of all time.

2: Justin Bieber is awful.

by So-Called Person August 28, 2013

Internet bangers

A word I heard from triste loko to big lokote. Internet banger is when a person over the Internet that pertends to be hard like a bad ass but irl they are lil weenies.

Big lokote is a Internet banger he talks all this trash but triste loko tells him to meet him at his hood but he a weenie he never showed up. Internet bangers are scared irl.

by -RICH- October 7, 2016

interknifed

Being insulted, put down, or verbally rejected by someone who, up to that point, you would have considered an online friend. The attack is sudden, sharp, and unexpected--like someone sliding a stiletto in between the fourth and fifth rib, they had to get up close and personal to do it. Interknifing is extremely painful because it usually involves someone you thought trustworthy.

"Dude, why are you so down today?"

"I just got interknifed by Jane ."

"Seriously? On a quilting forum?"

"She said I have terrible taste and quilt like a drugged monkey."

"That's harsh!"

by orinoco womble May 22, 2016