Insta boner

The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on

Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner

by AwwYeaGuurrll May 22, 2019

Insta-tweet-face

When your stuck on your social media for hours and frozen in time. Not even hearing or seeing anything around you.

Insta-tweet-face-

How was your date? Idk... she was. instatweetfaced the whole time!

by Sarah Tennis- Tracy Ca July 6, 2019

Insta model

A slut who thinks she can get paid for posting promiscuous photos that are heavily FaceTuned.

May or may not have “photographers” whom she pays to edit the photos, you know cause she’s so busy with her content!

Becky: there’s that girl from Instagram!

Brian: What girl??
Becky: her @ is *********
Brian: are you sure? That looks nothing like her!

Becky: duh!!! She’s in insta model!

by Whysocurious4321 July 13, 2019

instagarl

a person who posts... E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G

zeko is such an instagarl

by such a dumb blonde October 2, 2019

Insta-Ask

When you ask your followers a question on Instagram

I don't know where to go when I go to San Francisco! I should insta-ask and see if I get any cool recommendations!

by mflowers February 16, 2020

Insta-begging

Asking your friends on the internet to pay for your poor lifestyle choices and entitled spending habits.

That ho been insta-begging all week on Facebook and now she down at the beauty shop getting a weave.

by Doc-tor Deetroit April 11, 2020

insta-knowledge

Knowledge acquired through brief encounters with google, often taken from a search results page and never referenced.

Quite commonly, insta-knowledge is confused with actual knowledge which comes as a result or learning and experience. Insta-knowledge has yet to be truly recognized as it cannot yet be found on Google.

Whilst insta-knowledge can be useful if you want to know a new recipe, or clean out your carburetor, it cannot be forgotten that it does not make you a political analyst, a virologist, or a doctor.....ever.

Does he even know what he's talking about? Sounds like insta-knowledge to me.

by Jsnndrwflwrs April 21, 2020