Itchy Bitchy

1. n. an indirect way of hitting that somone or something is/or are being annoying.

2. v. to have an itch in the pubic area

3. strong sexual feeling

1. "I feel like an itchy bitchy is around."

2. "My scrotum is starting to have little pubes causing an itchy bitchy.Will you scratch my balls?"

3. damn my penis is having a really bad itchy bitchy! I need a handjob or masturbation sesion."

by petetter October 28, 2007

Guitar Hero Itch

The annoying and inevitable sensation of an itch at any place on the body that occurs while playing Guitar Hero.

Mandy: "My arm itches, but I can't scratch it because I have to keep playing!"
Claire: "I know how you feel; my nose has been itchy for the last 5 minutes, but there hasn't been a break in my notes. Damn you Guitar Hero itch!"

by Klair February 18, 2008

Five Year Itch

It's the time in a relationship -- or even in a job! -- when you gotta open up your options, without waiting for the Seven Year Itch of boredom and exhaustion to set in.

The Five Year Itch is that point where you know that it's more fun to play the field, but you don't want to let go of what you have -- and OMG, seven years is way too long. (Maybe its rly a three year itch)!

Joey usually never said a word more than he had to, but he opened up to his buddy after work, even tho it took five chasers to loosen him up.

"Hey man, after five years on this fukin job and the same five damn years with the same girl, I'm itchin bad, and it's not a shot of antibiotics I need."

"Five year itch, bud", said Greg. "What you need, is some variety in your life.

by ScratchyTheMenace December 4, 2012

itchin [balls]

When nothings happening,when your just chilling alone, often linked to boredom.

Girl: hey, can you come get me?
you: ya sure babe, im just itchin balls right now.

by Taylor John January 24, 2009

Itchy Tummy

Used in code when someone is pregnant because it looks as if they have a giant misquito bite on their stomach, so their tummy might be itchy. It can also be used to describe an unfathomble fat person

Amy, on The Secret Life of the American Teenager (the one with the bad acting, but is addicting), has an itchy tummy at a vey young age.

by Luckylulu93 March 1, 2009

angry itch

An irritation so high up the anus that one needs to reach down between their pants and tighties to scratch it. Usually resulting in a nasy brown undy stain and one hella stinky finger.

While riding the crowded subway to work, Fat Bastard suddenly developed an angry itch. After 30 seconds of relentless digging, he retrieved his middle finger and took an intoxicating whiff. "Mmmmm...chicken burritos and refried beans", he rejoiced.

by Nine-Pac January 22, 2009

itachi

A cold-hearted, ruthless killer from the anime series Naruto who, at the age of thirteen, thought it necessary to murder nearly his entire clan and mentally scar his then eight-year-old brother Sasuke in the process---all in order to “test his capacity.”

Generally despised by Sasuke fans.

Generally worshipped by those who believe his sadistic tendency to put people through horrific mental torture is “badass” or “cool.”

Also means "weasel" in Japanese.

Itachi is one sadistic ninja.

by Kathryn "Innocent Sacred" September 8, 2008