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Hypocrite

Most of society. 99.9% of people act as though certain things are "wrong" yet in all reality, they are just as bad as the people they attempt to judge. This is especially true with religious people, who almost always talk about morals and lessons, yet break the laws they claim to live by. Expect them to insult others that break these rules. These people are much worse than how they usually see themselves. In their minds, they are "good". Basically, a hypocrite likes to judge others, but should look in the mirror and see what an asshole he/she really is. It's better to be an honest person rather than a hypocrite!
Person A: This is so stupid! You're so lame, man. Stfu.

Person B: ?

Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.

Person A: Only god can judge people.

Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.

Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
by Mokona Zero May 8, 2013
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Hypocrite

An idiot who does things that they tell others not to do and does it themselves because they're brain dead. The worst of these people are those insult the others who do it and then proceed to do the same thing themselves.
Sam (Hypocrite): Hey Jack! You better not do that thing you just did.

Jack: Ok

Sam : (Proceeds to do that thing)

Jack: Hey Sam are you stupid? You just did that thing you told me not to do.

Sam: Oh actually Jack, I'm stupid AND braindead!
by Raphaim October 24, 2023
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Hypocrite

Onision is a hypocrite.
by iAmBam May 26, 2019
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Sneaky Hypocrite

It is Mr. Lorenzo Tatro insult that he will make if you whisper his name. Direct quote from him, "Stand up whoever is whispering my name", no one stands and he said Sneaky Hypocrite. Also, he said, "How can you guys live in this room with a sneaky hypocrite that's insane".
You are a Sneaky Hypocrite, it's not Monday!!
by Ligma_Ballz March 22, 2019
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religious hypocrite

A Religious Hypocrite is an Athian that tells christians that their isn't any god, yet they believe in him them-selves.
Athian: God doesn't exist!
Atheist: Yeah! God sucks.
Athian: Don't be so mean, god is all loving..
Atheist: *confused*
Atheist: Dude, that's being a religious hypocrite.
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hypocritical slut

A slut who is hypocritical. Most of the time fakes anxiety.
Payton is such a hypocritical slut! She says she has anxiety but went to the school dance with no one.
by Paqqie May 2, 2018
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hypocrite

maya lily tadmor
“wow that person’s such a hypocrite”

“oh yeah like how i’ve been complaining about oikawa since he was introduced and realized i have a huge fucking crush on him”
by maya.chr April 5, 2020
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