Hot Topic

Hot Topic sells ugly neon hoodies with cat ears, tacky cheetah studded pants made for fat people, cheap makeup, and ridiculous bows that don't even stay in your hair. You can sometimes find cute pins/backpacks/band tees/ect., but for the most part it sucks. At least Hollister is good quality, and doesn't look ridiculous. Everyone in there stares at you with hatred if you aren't decked out in scene gear and have black eyeliner caked on.

*kids at mall*
Jessica: Hey, let's look in Hot Topic!
Ally: Ok, just make sure the horny bi girls don't try to grab your ass!

by elegantelephants May 10, 2010

hot topic

The act of smoking marijuana to the greatest degree of high, no regular ripping, just plain fucked up. Made famous by Ben of Cville and Ryan of Dville

"yo man lets hot topic that shit"

hells yeah smokes pot BAHHH

by LivinSublimeLife November 10, 2006

Hot Topic

The place that eats all of any teens money

Person A: Hey, I got some money, wanna go to Hot Topic?
Person B: I don’t have that much
-Two hours later-

Person A and B: Shit, we’re broke again

by Black Army Leader #2 January 26, 2020

Hot Topic

A bearded man with dried white sauce in the corner of his mouth, wearing hot pink Crocs, a cat hair matted kilt holding the sporran in his mouth, duster jacket and finger-less gloves, holding a hot dog in each hand, humming a tune while refusing to break eye contact with you.

Tinder matched me with such a Hot Topic last night, he was enchanting!

by BigSCMoney February 12, 2021

hot topic

a place that people think is alt but really literally everyone and their mamma shop there. the pins are really good tho ngl

"some emo: omg i just spent $60 on a mcr shirt from hot topic i'm so different and edgy"

by clearstardust July 22, 2021

Hot topic

its a store. nothing controversial here

i went there and got some earrings

guy1: where did u get that sanrio shirt
guy2: I got it from hot topic

by c.yan May 10, 2022

Hot topic

Hot topic is a gothic or softie store and anything you buy comes to $60 and you or your parents ask why you buy stupid sh!t like this

Customer: hi can I please buy this t-shirt

Worker: sure that will come to $38.05
Customer: why the hell is this so expensive for a t-shirt

Worker: I have no idea that’s how it is in hot topic unfortunately

by Rileyisrelevent November 2, 2022