harderwijk

Dear president Trump, we welcome you to Harderwijk, the best city, ever. We've got the Dolfinarium, which is the best seapark, ever. It's true. All the other seaparks, they failed. Seaworld? Total disaster. We've got dolfins, sealions, and more seacreatures, which are the best seacreatures, ever. All the other seacreatures? They're fake, they're totally fake. We've got muslims for you to ban, they're the best muslims, ever. We've even got a lot of disabled people for you to make fun of, it's true, we do. They're the best disabled people, ever. It's true, they're great. Harderwijk isn't a big city, which is great, it really is. We've also got very small squares, so you won't need many people to fill them, which is geat, it's amazing. Anyways I hope you liked this introduction to our beautiful city, and the best wishes to you. We've got the best wishes, it's true.

'Have you been to Harderwijk?'
'Yeah, it's the best, it really is.'

by whatisaconscience February 5, 2017

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Hardedest

Its harder than hardest

This is so hardedest

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Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

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