Left-handed Web Site

A pornography site on the internet. The name is derived from the practice of using the left hand to manipulate the mouse, thus leaving the right hand free for self-abusing purposes

"Nah, I think I'll just stay home tonight, have a few drinks, and find a left-handed web site or two"

by Stabsunteroffizier Wunderbar February 29, 2008

left handed compliment

An insult disguised as a compliment.

A left handed compliment would be something like the following..."I like your imperfections. Without them you'd be really hot, but boring."

by NLM1992 July 2, 2009

handerson

process of giving a handjob, usual up in a lofted bed or nook.

Term keyed by a delta gamma sorority girl who performed it on her boyfriend in a fraternity house bed

Kate gave Billy a vicious handerson yesterday, the whole hallway was shaking!

by B Baldwin May 12, 2009

turd handler

for lack of better words, one who is a complete fucking douche bag.

"Jared ate the last piece of pizza." "That guy is a fucking turd handler."

by rob metzgar January 14, 2009

crepe hanger

a person of consistently pessimistic outlook (from the use of black crepe for the manufacture of ladies’ mourning dresses, men’s hat bands and arm bands, and funeral wreaths)

by Anton September 30, 2003

Handuru

To handle i.e. hook-up with a man/woman.

Dude, I heard you were going to handuru tonight!

by Jamdiri June 22, 2009

Left-handed Thumbs Up

A thumbs up acknowledgement done specifically by the left hand when a left-hander does anything left-handed and does it very well

When left-handed golfer Bubba Watson made a 75 foot chip shot directly into the cup, left-handed fans gave him the left-handed thumbs up in appreciation of the shot.

by Lhander April 26, 2015