Hamboofinet

A slur for people who do things in the wrong order

He puts his milk before his cereal, fuck’n Hamboofinet

by Oogis-mcboogis April 3, 2022

HämJoe

A cutie.

Did you see those new clothes HämJoe wore today. He's a total cutie

-HämJoe's Cellmate

by Breadstick_Bob18 June 19, 2022

Hamhock

An excess of soft, jiggly, underarm fat where a tricep should be located. Almost exclusively reserved for overweight women.

Look how those hamhocks jiggle when she waves.

by Harry_Balsagna September 26, 2022

nut hammok

The pouch that surrounds the testicles and holds them in place. Otherwise known as the scrotum.

My nut hammok really sags after I take a hot shower.

by Ken Hubbard December 12, 2008

Scandinavian Hammock

The act of stretching one's scrotum to form a 6 inch long "hammock", filling it with cereal and milk, and having your partner eat the cereal with a spoon.

"Sorry I used all of your Captain Crunch, but one thing led to another last night and I ended up getting a Scandinavian hammock."

by Cheebles August 7, 2013

Bologna Hammock

Also known as meat curtains, the bologna hammock is the extra skin hanging out of a woman's vigina, looking like a hammock made of bologna.

Ex. Did you see the bologna hammock on Chub Rub? I would like to rest my tongue in that thing.

by Gary Ortego May 8, 2014

evan hammonds

A faggot

Evan Hammonds is such a fag

by The mean ween January 18, 2017