hamburger phone

A way to put a phone in a human body.

Peter: Hey Quagmire! I ate this hamburger phone from a pregnant girl, and my gut started ringing. you called and begged her not to sue you for child rape.

by sB129 March 15, 2008

Hamburger

1: Person from Hamburg, Germany

2: A Hot Female

1: "fuck that fucking nazi Hamburger!"

2: "Damn that bitch is a Hamburger!"

by An Obese Child December 28, 2005

Hamburger

HAMBURGER= LOVE AND LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE: WE LOVE HAMBURGERS
Vegans: Eww what the fuck!

by Kind In Antelope Run Always November 10, 2019

Hamburger

A really good food. It’s so good you can fuck it. Burgers don’t have a life so they play league of legends all day.

I fucked the hamburger

by FAUBCOK December 13, 2022

Flamin' Hamburgers

A exclamatory response usually said after a surprising event or situation.

Or

Used as a an attempt to avoid saying 'Fuck' in front of children with the 'F' prolonged in an attempt to change the word. "FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!"

Related to Flamin' Hell, Flamin' Heck.

FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!

by bomberto July 9, 2011

hamburgler

One who dances like a complete idiot but somehow still seems to attract the ladies.

Greg Huff is a hamburgler

by niki dosland March 4, 2005

Hamburger Helper

To fuck a girl so hard her pussy is destroyed.

Your at the bar with your buddies and a hot girl walks by. You say to your buddy: "hey jeff, I'm gonna Hamburger helper that broads pussy tonight!"

by Bruce Twayne December 20, 2008