Zach Haircut

The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 30, 2016
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regular haircut

A generic haircut men wore from the beginning of time until the mid 1980’s when mullets came in to play.
Dougs here for the regular haircut. He has to get the regular haircut because that’s what his dads had forever
by Route Specialist June 17, 2022
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friar john haircut

The haircut know as a tonsure.
As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)
Hahaha, that guy's haircut looks like friar John - He's got a friar John haircut,
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".
by Snh88 February 27, 2020
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Expensive Haircut

A term used to describe chemotherapy.
Gosh, that sucks that you had to get an expensive haircut.
by mtrey June 09, 2021
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Ryan's Haircut

Definiton: slang for when you wanna refer someone's dead trim to a coconut
Ex: You are as shit as Ryan's Haircut.
by Ryan's Shit Haircut April 27, 2018
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thong haircut

It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.
My neighbor admires the Donald so much , he went out and got a thong haircut
by Simon Trinculo June 17, 2024
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