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Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022
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Mother-bring-haircut

Getting a hideous hair cut when your mother follows you to the barber
Oh no! What happened to your hair? :William
I got a Mother-bring-haircut
by Daniyal got B00b5 August 28, 2021
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Devil's Haircut

Devil's Haircut, thinking about causing trouble, being mischievous , misbehaving,

Having bad thoughts of doing bad things, a troublemaker has a Devil's Haircut in his mind
is a state of mind
I wouldn't have taken her home with me but I had a Devil's Haircut that night.
When I got pulled over I was only doing a hundred, I told the cop that my Devil's Haircut made me do it.
by somesillymechanic October 12, 2022
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Buffalo haircut

When a women cuts all of her hair off and is therefor bald
Brittany spears could not rock that Buffalo Haircut
by JackTheWordExplainer April 5, 2015
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Mess Hall Haircut

The popular yet annoying, longer type hair on teen guys that comes down to chin level and flicks out at the bottom.
Mitchel Musso from Hannah Montana rocks a Mess Hall Haircut.
by Ryudomo August 30, 2010
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beijing haircut

Chinese slang for capital punishment used in the PRC, i.e. a bullet in the head, also current in underworld in Chinatown, New York in reference to murder by this method.

Source: Detective Jack Yu series by Henry Chang, (Soho Crime, 2006 to present).
The victim had been given a Beijing haircut.
by worst.assassin.ever. May 21, 2018
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friar john haircut

The haircut know as a tonsure.
As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)
Hahaha, that guy's haircut looks like friar John - He's got a friar John haircut,
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".
by Snh88 February 27, 2020
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