Haircut Expert

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)

A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.

“Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”

"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”

“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”

by Deedoe August 3, 2024

beijing haircut

Chinese slang for capital punishment used in the PRC, i.e. a bullet in the head, also current in underworld in Chinatown, New York in reference to murder by this method.

Source: Detective Jack Yu series by Henry Chang, (Soho Crime, 2006 to present).

The victim had been given a Beijing haircut.

by worst.assassin.ever. May 21, 2018

Tennessee haircut

Is when a girls pussy is so tight it pulls out some of your dickhair when thrusting.

The girl last night must have been a virgin because she gave me a Tennessee Haircut.

by Wallis231 October 13, 2021

Carradale haircut

A stylish haircut in the style of Neenie. Also sported by The Walker Brothers in the 1960s

Look at him, he's got a Carradale haircut

by A Carradale Galbraith November 4, 2011

Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.

Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.

by stalepork6 May 28, 2021

Caribbean pufferfish haircut

A haircut that looks like a Caribbean pufferfish.

Guy- I like your Caribbean pufferfish haircut.

Girl- Don't you have anything positive to say hater?

by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021

Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.

Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.

by Nosnah February 21, 2021