Smoker Guilt

The Act of Purposefully Coughing when waking past a Smoker in an act to make them feel Bad or Guilty. Typically done as a child to add an extra layer of guilt.

“Why are you coughing so much, are you okay?”
“I’m Good, I’m just trying to Smoker Guilt this guy.”

by JXSphere February 26, 2022

bedding guilt

When you buy new bedding with a significant other, have sexual relations, share moments etc., only to stop speaking. You want to change this bedding, but ultimately its just a few months old. Changing the sheets is just not enough-the duvet or comforter lingers with memories and you want it gone... but you just refuse to spend $1000 on all new bedding because you just purchased this! You need to learn to deal with it, at least until next season!

You should be living with this bedding guilt, or at least buy me a new duvet!

by Free Spirited know it all February 7, 2018

Guilt-trip-tray

A tray displaying raw vegetables, found at a party. Its presence induces guilt in those who do not eat at least one of each type of its contents.

I ate as much highly-caloric food as I wanted at the party, but only after eating at least one of each raw vegetable from the guilt-trip-tray.

by Organist_USA October 8, 2019

carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.

guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!

by gearbox360 October 16, 2008

Cruise Guilt

The feeling of enjoyment you get from watching a Tom Cruise movie. Even though you’d rather shit in your hands and clap, than openly admit you enjoyed it.

“Oh man, the edge of tomorrow was a great film, here comes cruise guilt”

by Dallyissmelly January 26, 2018

Data Guilt

When you believe that the data your have in your computer system is more messed up than the data in everyone else system.

I've got Data Guilt. I'm embarrassed every time I run a report. I'm afraid to ask my team to clean up our Salesforce - our data is so much worse than the customer service system's data.

by malsmith June 12, 2015

death guilt

When your parents guilt you into hanging out with them because they say you will regret it later if you don’t. Type of manipulation.

Dad: “hey want to go to - with me?” You: “not really” Dad: “you’ll regret that later” you in your head: “he is death guilting me”

by Ragged tshirt June 19, 2021