goatse

The single most masturbated over image on the internet.

Beautiful.

That goatse get me so rock that when I fist my prostate I wanna spunk up my nuts through my pee pee hole.

by Steve Cee. May 10, 2006

Gartside

Lunch in Croydon consisting of a whole chicken and a large french stick.

2 gartsides to go please.

by aaaa aaaaaa July 4, 2005

Quick Grabs

Quick grabs consist of dollars bills; 1's,5's,10's,20's etc. Bundled together by rubber bands, available inside the house, apartment, condo,etc for miscellaneous spending. Basically to prevent from going to the ATM.

1. My dog!!! I'm outta money. Swing me by the crib, so I can grab a few quick grabs.

2. If we're going to the strip club, I need a couple of quick grabs then.

by NuVeauRiche December 28, 2008

Holding goats

The act in which one extends their arms to pick up a goat and sustains a significant distance from the ground. May be viewed as the act of lifting, but this is with much more love towards the goat. A tender gesture to this species by an owner or friend.

That boy sure loves holding goats.

I came home to find him holding goats.

by Cosmish February 6, 2012

Weighed Grams

Used to illustrate a former time of life when badly poor. Weighing Grams refers to low level cocaine dealers who sell low quantities, thus, being 'poor'.

I remember back when Sheila was just a ho. Back then, she used to hang out with me when I Weighed Grams. Now, a cut has to hit double platinum before she rides.

by Biatch551 October 3, 2005

Goatsisis

A medical condition where your head is so large that the polatiry of your massive dome and cause you to unknowingly swallow a goat whole.

Whitie

by Stevie Wonder October 17, 2003

Goats

A word that can substitute "grats" other versions of the word are, but not limited to: congoatulations, goats!, GOATZ0Rs and omfgoat

made: by KELLEN AND JOHN - Not homo

sharlok: SUP MAN I JUST GAVE MY SISTER AIDS Tom: GOATS!!!! me: wtf..

by ZeroK0 March 30, 2009