guff

basicall means shit but ogrinated from some lepricawns in irland

that was pritty guff

by MC lozza October 10, 2003

gruffles

The extra cellulite on a girls hips.

Those tight sweat-pants really accentuate her gruffles.

by Guigfu February 14, 2010

gruff

Gruff is a term for pubic hair. Mostly for men.

"Dude, i just shaved my gruff"

by Joey the 3rd October 28, 2005

guff

The same as Girlfriend. Originating from the chav spelling of the word, or "gf" which, when spoken out loud, is pronounced as "guff" thus making it much cooler.

"This is my guff, Nina."

by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006

Guffard

A small turtle who practices kung fu, carries a staff, and lives in your house.

Is also the star of a future rap song.

Wheres my Guffard!

by k.e.p March 22, 2011

Guff the team

when your meeting up with a group of girls and theres always that one slut for backup. if none of the guys get laid throughout the nigh, the slut is designated to have to jack everyone off, or guff the team.

Guy 1: Damn bro, this night is beat, I'm feenin some good box.

Guy 2: Ya there aint much talent tho bro.
Guy 1: Thats why we keep that one chick around to guff the team, when were feenin.
Guy: Sweet, she better get her dick beating hand ready

by shawtyGUFFINhandDUCKETS October 11, 2012

Guffaw

To laugh in a way similar to what comedians portray snobbish british men to do.

The man was guffawing to his hearts content.

by British Maniac September 17, 2015