Tim: So, have you been eating that ass rightly, daily and nightly?
Barry: No, I'm only giving a Switzer to Ed once.
Tim: Wow, that good, huh?
Barry: No, I'm only giving a Switzer to Ed once.
Tim: Wow, that good, huh?
by Jawabreaker March 28, 2019
Get the Giving a Switzermug. Having sexual relations
Guy 1: How did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Pretty good, was giving the pencil all night
Guy 2: Pretty good, was giving the pencil all night
by geezermate May 12, 2010
Get the Giving the Pencilmug. Phrase letting convenience store clerks know that you don't want to wait the 8 seconds for your change and that they should instead just drop it into the charity bucket after you leave.
Tom: "Just the one 40 of Old English please."
Clerk: "That'll be $2.50."
Tom: *gives $3
Tom: "Give it to the orphans."
Tom: *walks out.
Clerk: "That'll be $2.50."
Tom: *gives $3
Tom: "Give it to the orphans."
Tom: *walks out.
by sean90 June 26, 2014
Get the Give it to the orphans.mug. by The pipe cleaner August 8, 2016
Get the Giving soulmug. It's not human nature for someone to give back to a community, it's human nature for someone to keep taking while they look for the heart of something to stick their knife in.
There is no true giving back, since anything that is given back would have to have been taken in the first place. The people that claim to be giving back to a community aren't really giving anything, and are usually taking more than everybody else. Claims about someone being a selfless humanitarian sound too good to be true because they are. It's not human nature to be selfless.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
Get the Giving backmug. by jarochobosse March 29, 2017
Get the give pause tomug. by KhajiitMeistro March 8, 2021
Get the Give a Hootmug.