gilb

Noun- The action of screwing up ejaculation, for either party, in any way, shape, or form.

Verb- To screw up ejaculation, for either party, in any way, shape, or form.

He got a little too excited and did a gilb in her hair.

She got the gilb when she lost her grip on her boyfriend's penis. Right in the eye.

She lost vision in her left eye when she got gilbed there.

I tried to catch my seed, but I gilbed it and it hit my Pink Floyd poster.

Amatuers often get the gilb if they can't handle a wang properly.

Brian always gilbs when he ejaculates because he knows his mom will disown him if she finds out.

He gilbed it when masturbating and hit himself in the eye.

by Jaime Lannister January 25, 2005

GILF

Governor I'd like to fuck

"That Sarah Palin sure is a GILF!"
"Hellz yeah!"

by PhixIt October 17, 2008

GILF

a gilf is like an old milf AND Stands for grany id like to fuck

ohh that guys nan is such a gilf id fuck her any day

by james is awesome March 29, 2009

gilbo

the owner of a hair style similar to those of john travolta and elvis costello.

gilbo has a pure back comb he looks like john travolta.

by ry89 June 15, 2007

Gilberted

Reacting in an overly dramatic way to being dumped by an athlete/sports team/significant other and/or breaking up with a signifant other through an overly dramatic letter.

When LeBron James left Cleveland for Miami in an overly dramatic fashion, Dan Gilbert Gilberted him with his "Open Letter to the Citizens of Cleveland."

by amylynp July 10, 2010

elena gilbert

elena gilbert is an amazing awesome selfless person she gave up her life so her best friend bonnie could live.

toxic tvd fan that girl is elena gilbert a horrible person non toxic tvd fan that girl is a elena gilbert

by bponb November 16, 2020

gilfyway

"Grandmother I'd Like (to) Fuck" On her terms.

"Now your going to do it the GILFyway, Take em off, lay down, what ever you do “don’t talk”, and if you ever tell anyone I will kick your ass and tell everyone how small it is".

by fcgilf September 19, 2008