amazon gift card

Something that isn’t in 1000$ denominations, and isn’t for free, but scam websites like to say that you get these.

*browsing urban dictionary* *strange page loads* FREE AMAZON GIFT CARDS!!! 1000$!!!
me: nope.

by WonderedLamb256 August 12, 2018

Gift From Grandma

A handjob. Referred to as a "Gift From Grandma", because traditionally on holidays the gift from Grandma was the worst one given. Hence the analogy of receiving a gift you didn't really want.

Guy One: So how'd it go with Cheryl last night?
Guy Two: Eh, not so good. I just ended up with a gift from Grandma.
Guy One: Bummer, dude.

by B-Jammin July 17, 2006

white elephant gift

White Elephant gift is that 'something unusual' you purchased, or were given, that has value to someone, somewhere. You've never used but can't throw it away. It is wrapped or rewrapped and given away

White elephant gifts could include dime store perfumes, last years calendar, diapers when you don't have kids, an ashtray but you don't smoke, etc.

by G'ma November 24, 2013

Land of Parting Gifts

A term coined on the 1987 revival of the game show Blackbusters by host Bill Rafferty.

I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. You will be heading to the Land of Parting Gifts.

by John April 29, 2005

shawdy got gifts

A girl that has plenty of "gifts". The gifts are often physical because these types of girls are often retarded in the head and have to use a calculator to do a simple math problem such as two times two. It is also a term that is used in the <3 clan by the member KHEF12 which says it after he has been dissed or the team has won a game.

Carrick: oh mah gawd shawdy got gifts.

Shawdy got gifts: BITCH PLEASE! *BITCH SLAPS CARRICK"

by ShawdyGotGifts November 3, 2010

Gift Card Millionaire

A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.

Financial Advisor: Do you know your networth?
Gift Card Millionaire: Do you include Gift Cards? Because that would significantly affect the day I can retire.

by Gift Card Millionaire December 5, 2012

gift from god

hope the greatest strength and the greatest weakness of mankind.

I hope I survive.
I hope America wins the war.
the gift from god is hope.

by godzilla19892 October 8, 2008