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Glitter

euphemism for cocaine, or yayo.
Also used for Crystal Meth, but most recently Ive heard "glitter" to refer to Cocaine.

Also used to refer to Cocaine that has been cut/split with crack cocaine, which sometimes gives it a shiny look, like glitter.
Imma buy some glitter tonite, and make some art!
by GlitterGirl4EVA December 22, 2010
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Glitter Herpes

Glitter Herpes is being stuck having glitter all over you for weeks, because you can't get the damned stuff off. The glitter often enjoys getting stuck on the upper parts of your cheek, just where you can see it, so it bugs you the entire time it's there.

The phrase actually originates from Edward Cullen, before he was famous. His dandruff is actually what glitter is. The herpes part is because Edward was contaminated with herpes from sucking the blood of a hooker. This is why he now sucks on animals' blood.
Fred: AW MAN, I GOT GLITTER HERPES.
Edward Cullen: Muahaha...
by Nicodemus Ramirez November 12, 2010
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glitter

The term used for group of gay men, in the same way 'pride' is used to describe a group of lions.
There was a glitter of gay men walking towards me on the sidewalk, I had to step aside to not get run over.
by Stephen McCann May 25, 2008
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ghetters

That guy is so ghetters
by Rebecca Rogers June 20, 2005
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Glitter Child

Most amazing person ever. He is smart and fun and can eat whatever he wants without gaining weight. He has "the gift".
"God created him and gave him the gift. And glitter rained down as the Glitter Child was born!"
by Glitter Child March 8, 2013
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Glitter Party

An specific brand of bukkake where one dude farts glitter out of his anus onto the central participant, and then the other dudes cover themselves in the glitter by cumming all over that person (using the cum as a binding agent), and rubbing their bodies together.
That glitter party got a little out of control. I said no ass-to-mouth for a reason; glitter is not supposed to be ingested.
by opraheatschildren May 31, 2015
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Glittersexual

A person whose sexual identity is so complex, unique, and special that they can literally only make love to jars of glitter. Nothing else could possibly understand their supremely sparkly needs. In effect, their needs by virtue of existence outweigh not only the moral majority, but also the minority; those in society who actually have sexuality issues that exist. Thereby, a Glittersexual accomplishes the monumental philosophical feat of re-marginalizing those who actually wish to be understood, rather than misunderstood, as they do, using an otherwise real social justice issue to vie for the coveted postmodern ideal of unassailable special-ness. Their typical philosophy is not concerned with consistency, or even ideas that matter or make sense, but on the contrary, they seek the philosophical position which is as nonsensical as possible, and therefore unique and special enough to justify whatever is necessary to keep showering in tubs of sparkly, new-age self-righteousness.
"If we have to put a label on my sexuality... I guess you could call me a Glittersexual."
"Do you really think you could possibly understand what it's like to be a Glittersexual as a man or a woman? Ugh."
by thisguyisaguy April 17, 2016
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