Gandhi

The legendary Indian God of Salt. Once a man, was converted to a god when he lead the people of India on a great journey dubbed the Salt March, to save them from the tyranny of the British. Rival to his brother, Jihad, the Indian God of Pepper. These two gods are the reasons Indian food is amongst the spiciest in the world.

"Dear Gandhi, great god of salt, make great our food as we make great the gift of freedom you have given us." -Prayer before every Indian meal.

by Indian Religion Expert January 13, 2011

gandle

Female love handles. Typically an extension of the gunt.

Mary's sister Elizabeth had two bulging gandles.

by H4nd0 April 4, 2008

Gandelf

To be "Gandelf'd" - To be on constant 'lock-down' and be at risk to be attacked by a family figure with a slipper

OMFG - That Kid just got Gandelf'd

by 012345 July 1, 2008

gandhiwear

1.Gandhiwear is the garment widely used by very wise people in India and other people who feel very enlightened. It was popularized by the salt loving, human rights activist Gandhi.
2.A gandhiwear is basically a white piece of cloth such as a bedroom sheet that is wrapped around the croch area and accross the shoulder for support. Most people that wear gandhiwear look as if they are wearing a huge diaper and walk like if they just dropped a duce in their gandhiwear.
3.Can be used to put out fires.

1. Gandhi himself

2. Dang busta that gandhiwear is tight! I gotta cop me a pair to slang me some reefer.

3. Ricky Bobby: "I'm on fire! Help me Oprah Winfrey use your gandhiwear to get this fire off me!"

by Koomar August 10, 2006

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

by MIKE March 19, 2004

gandalf

To mess up or die in an exceedingly excessive manor. Source: Gandalf's death scene - fighting the demon all the way to lower-earth, and also Gandalf the Beta fish. Gandalf impaled himself on a spiky plastic plant - from gill through eye.

Example 1: "Dude, you totally gandalfed yourself last night proposing to Jenny. An oversized engagement ring around your pecker is not romantic."

Example 2: "Did you see that wreck on the 405 last night? That girl was totally gandalfed."

by NoSugarAdded June 8, 2007

gander

to creep ones faceboook/myspace/tumblr or to simly have a look

have a gander at this sluts belt.

by slutrapist December 8, 2010