masturbation-fueled car

Describing the, "Masturbation-fueled car" is very simple. Designed in the future seeing how the world was corrupted by computers/video games, the common male couldn't get, "Laid." So, GM(General Motors} created the, "Masturbation-fueled car." Also known as the, "MFC" To help the common loser, geek, nerd, and loner. Soon to be created by the makers of the, "MFC."

The MF Powered Motorcycle
The MF Powered Lawn Mower
The MF Powered Truck
The MF Powered Air Plane (to prevent terrorist attacks)
The MF Powered Boat
The MF Powered Water Jet
The MF Powered Gym Shoes

The MF Corperation

Slogan

"Traveling 0-50 with a stiffy"

by Sayitlikeit_is September 11, 2004

game fuel

A sweet new drink by Mountain Dew, in celebration of Halo 3. Is known to turn sperm orange after the consumption of mass quantities.

Bill: Dude I just chugged a two liter of game fuel! I hope I don't get the runs!
Fred: Watch out. Caffeine does weird things.
*thirty minutes later*
Bill: OH MY GOD I JUST JIZZED ORANGE!!
Fred: Ha, O.J.
Bill: I wonder what it tastes like...

by PKN January 3, 2009

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

frelicious

Fresh and Delicious!!!

hey girl you lookin frelicious tonight...

by Spanky September 28, 2003

firelighter

A really hot girl or boy

Dude: Damn Rachel, you're a firelighter!

by Cpimp April 24, 2007

fuel

another word for fool.

Hey fuel, whats up?
Dang fuel that was tight.

by Megan Gaver January 22, 2008

bad fuel day

The mood or feeling one experiences after having just filled his or her vehicle with $4.00+ per gallon gasoline. (Usually consists of a sense of great economic despair, impending doom, anger, frustration, depression and/or a combination of all the above)

"Leave me alone. I'm having a bad fuel day!"

by shiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttt May 17, 2008