Funcle

A man who is both one's father and uncle. If someone "has a funcle", you're saying they're really dumb and demented. Persephone from Greek mythology quite literally had a funcle. If someone "marries their funcle", you're saying they will do anything without hesitation.

guy 1: That's weird.
guy 2: that is NOT weird! You totally have a funcle!

by Aphrodite's Reincarnation March 1, 2009

Funcle

A cross between a father and uncle. Like when your mom marries her husband's brother or has sex with him.

Usually done between incestual familie's who have no scrupels about who they get it on with or what monstrosities they may produce if they happen to get pregnant by the funcle.

that girl's dad's brother married his wife. Now he's her funcle.

by psuef March 30, 2009

finklematter

derived from the words finkle (a term meaning nonsense) and matter (a state that something's in) finklematter is a made up story

Emma: ... And then I slayed the dragon!

Alyssa: She is totally making up that story!

Taylor: I know! It's total finklematter!

by Escalator May 3, 2009

[fuckled]

The past tense of fuckle.

At the tender age of ten, Steve was fuckled by Uncle elmo.

by Ashley Joseph March 28, 2007

fuckletitties

a term describing the feeling one gets when seeing something that really doesn't mean anything but still sucks anyway.

OH Fuckletitties.

by Coolguy12 May 28, 2009

Fuckle

The description of a person you'd like to describe as fuck but want it to make sense. It's like when you stub your toe and scream "OH FUCK!" or "FUCK THIS!! FUCK!" but you want to describe a person to the equivalent of that feeling, you say "Fuckle"

Jon: "Fuck that Fuckle, he's so damn annoying and causes me emotional pain in the most stupid way."

by lynsick March 30, 2010

Funglebunny

A rabbit covered in mushrooms that cause hallucinogenic effects.

My funglebunny got me real high last night!

by Funglebunny123 April 8, 2010