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Blind frosty

When you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging boner. You proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. Her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an Uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.

Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
I was so horny when I woke up I gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.
by Sickjames February 4, 2018
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Frosty Nanner

The act of dipping ones penis in a frosty before the act of oral sex to give both parties a refreshing treat!

Note: this is a Wendy's exclusive, other frozen treats simply will not suffice.
"My boyfriend ruined dinner last night when he tried to do the frosty nanner "
by E-wrek January 20, 2020
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Frosty Forehead

Very simple. When your getting a bj she will keep cum in her mouth. (SPITTERS ARE QUITERS) Then she will spit in your hand. Let it harden then slap her on the forehead.
by Plasenta....Eater January 30, 2020
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Frosty Finger

Covering your finger in toothpaste and shoving it up someone's tailpipe
by Vevaren May 11, 2020
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Grandma Frosty

The type of person youd find lurking around a social media app, disguising their user as "grandma frosty" they're a good, true friend who will stuck with you to the end. However, this is both a blessing, and a curse. A grandma frosty is almost always a crack head, or a pure clown. If you ever meet one, make sure to show them lots of kindness and support, as they are human like you, and need help at times.
Lavender: hey, did you see that new person who joined?

Egg Nogg: yeah, I heard they were a grandma frosty

Lavender: dammit

Egg Nogg: well hey a new crack head to join our cult.
by Random ldiot June 12, 2020
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lesbo frosties

the 'cold' response from a lesbian, when approached by a hetrosexual male suddenly, icicles appear everywhere...
(can be useful for a hetro woman dealing with a "lesser" or "undesirable" , hetro male !)
mick tried to chat up a 'bird', but received the lesbo frosties !
go talk to her!, i did, she gave me the lesbo frosties !!
i don't think she's big on men! , she gave me the lesbo frosties!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2021
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Frosty Wosty

Where you ejaculate on your girls glazed cinnamon roll without telling her, and as she’s chewing, you lovingly smack the back of her head and yell “FROSTY WOSTY!!”
“That Frosty Wosty Kaden gave me last night made me so mad.”
by HMHBOSS March 10, 2021
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