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Freelance Bladder

Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.

This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.

As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.

Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011
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Freelance Aliens

Illegals that sit in front of Lowes and Home Depot looking for work, including and not limited to the illegals mowing your lawn and possibly helped build your house.
Josh: Whats up man what you gotta do today.
Dave: Oh man I've just gotta pick up some Freelance Aliens to build a deck for me"
by Amazing Racist323 February 20, 2009
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freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.
With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.
by carlitodesign June 12, 2011
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freeland fart nectar

When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them
My gram picked a patch of flowers and took a freeland fart nectar on them
by team anal May 9, 2014
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freelancer

A gun for hire, they work for the person with the most money.

Or your mom when the rent is due.
person: Imma hire a freelancer artist
person 2: cool
by EXFUCKINGSPLOSIONS! June 10, 2019
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samanta freimane

The most hot and caring girl ever. She will melt your heart with one simple wink of her beautifull blue - green eyes. Samanta is fit and always hits the gym hard. If you have a chance ro go out with her DO NOT let hrr go because that will be the worst mistake if your life. Samamta has lots of friends and can not have a social media account because the whole internet will explode!!
The defenitio of breaking up with samanta freimane

I just broke up with samanta! Being defined

Bro your worst mistake. She will come and drown you in your sleep or she will make you jealouse and crazy out of your mind!!
by Smartkid3465 May 20, 2018
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Fredeman

A German last name that literally translates to a motherfuckin BADASS! His cock is long and skinny with a wide tip, and is very good for slamming a girl! Every girl wants this guy to mentally and physically slam her Cervix. He looks like a damn blonde haired Nazi Aushwitz Guard, but let me tell you he beats the girls insides just like a Jew!
Hey Bobby you know my boy Fredeman?
by Lil Freddi August 18, 2020
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