Freeman

The most epic guy you'll ever meet! He's so sweet and cares about you alot. Asks so many god damn questions but he is overall super cute and can make you smile any day!

Hey look it's Freeman! I wonder if he's doing anything fun today.

by raysoepic March 2, 2020

Freeman’s Mom

Noun: A lady we all enjoy.

I was lonely until Freeman’s Mom came over.

by Lost-1-2-3 August 28, 2020

freemando

A bitch who is horny

Hey freemando want to have sex

by Choopyloops November 1, 2020

Freelance bouncer

The member of the Best Buy Geek Squad that decided somebody had to do it sometime, eyeballs were getting swept off the sales floor every night.

Best buy freelance cooler on other end of 2 way radio headset- I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?

Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

Freelancer

Your mom on weekends.

Guy1: Hey, so, I wanted to talk to you about what you said about my mom behind my back...

Guy2: OK

Guy1: ...that wasn't very nice...

Guy2: YO MOMS A HO AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHHAA!!! FREELANCER!!!!!

by IAmRealPerson October 19, 2021

Freeianne

Freeianne is a social butterfly. She is fun, spontaneous and kind. Clearly the type of person you’d definitely want to be friends with. She talks a lot, eats a lot and goes out a lot. Freeianne is a friend that cries with you, laughs with you, texts you until 2am and would share her honest opinions when you mess up. Besides being beautiful and tall, she’s also one of the smartest people you’ll probably ever meet. That’s why you know she’ll achieve greater heights. However, just like everyone else, she’s had her fair share of ups and downs in which she too, battles against her inner demons. Nonetheless, she manages to keep a smile on her face everyday. So if you ever meet a freeianne, remember to give her lots of love because she deserves nothing but happiness.

A friend who likes to drink a lot is Freeianne.

by alonelygal November 23, 2021

freelance teacher

Someone who teaches without any measurable metrics to grade performance.

I will never be unemployed because I can always be a freelance teacher.

by E.Korotki February 19, 2022