Sexually attracted to reliability, tracking numbers, and anything that promises “overnight delivery.” Gets turned on by words like “package,” “handling,” and “out for delivery.”
“They’re not needy—they’re fedexual. Consistency, firm boxes, and a guaranteed arrival time really do it for them.”
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" Oh! you've sat on Peter fredericks face ?"
"You must have had a mind blowing orgasmic experience"
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Keep his heart happy and his cock drained
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"I was next in line for promotion, but someone told the boss I wasn't really sick last week, and I got written up" , Now there giving the promotion to Bob.
"Didnt Bob lie last week to get outta work to go to the beach"?
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