sweatpants money

A small amount of currency that pays for things such as cigarettes,beer,candy bars,5 pieces of crack...generally just a small expense fund.

Bitch get me my sweatpants money so i can get a pack of newports!

by zach413 July 1, 2008

No money, no honey.

A spoken expression: In its original and quasi-literal form, used by prostitutes to inform interested men that they have no interest in being chatted-up or smooth talked, that the only way for sex to occur is through cash payment. The word honey is used as a metaphor for the female genitalia.

A non-spoken attitude or mindset: In its modern, derived form, an understanding or implied contract between a man and woman, stating if the man wants sex on a continued, long-term basis, he must then provide money or gifts on a similarly continued, long-term basis in exchange for the sex.

Example 1: Look baby, don't waste my time with all that smooth talk, OK? This is a money game. No money, no honey.

Example 2: Dude, I'm so tired of my high-maintenance, trophy-ass wife. I can't even get laid anymore without first promising to buy her something outrageously expensive. Just today we were getting ready to fool around when out of nowhere she tells me she wants a new Rolex. Man, I'm so sick of this 'no money, no honey' bullshit from my own wife.

by Mike2468 August 26, 2013

money-grubber

One who is primarily focused on obtaining money at the expense of others.

Watch out for Phil, he's a money-grubber and will step all over you at work.

by loolum August 17, 2011

monopoly money

Refers to currencies that have suffered or continue to suffer from hyperinflation. Because currency denominations rapidly lose value, printed bills will become worth very little after a short time. They eventually become almost worthless, not even worth the paper they are printed on, like monopoly money.

Countries that use/have used monopoly money:
Argentina
Brazil
Turkey
Zimbabwe
Iran
Israel
Chile
(Also any country where simple items currently cost 1000's of their currency unit, as this is an indication of past hyperinflation)

by EconomicsIsABoardGame January 7, 2008

daddy money

People who are given money from they're dad without having to work for it.

You just got daddy money

Driving round this benze thanks to daddy money.

by Raycharlesda3rd September 17, 2013

Money Flip

When someone tells you that they will give you a larger amount of money of you give them a certain amount. Money flips are always scams, but somehow some people believe it.

Chelsea: “I’m doing money flips! If you Chashapp me $60, I’ll send back $600.”

Megan: “I’m not doing that. That’s such a scam.”

by emma_wemma October 12, 2019

Money Goggles

Money Goggles are what's make the hottest of chicks sleep with the douchiest, ugly, assholes, that have ever walked the earth. Money goggles are often times worn by female with no self respect and would sleep with or date a guy just based off that fact that he has money and may be giving it to her based off the fact that they're together.

Another side affect of money goggles is popularity/fame goggles, that make the ugliest men look good(see Gucci Mane, Pete Wentz, or Lil Wayne). Money or fame goggles blur a woman's sense of reality, when she only she's fame and fortune, it doesn't matter is the guy is ugly, or a douche, or both

Guy: Is that Ciara with Bryan?
Girl: Yeah he's an ugly douche, she's just dating him because he has money and he's popular.
Guy: Wow, Money Goggles would make a chick do anything.
Girl: Tell me about it

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI April 16, 2010